CHRIS (OLD MAN)
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Chris is the oldest member of Spitroast, he is 80 years old. He is the guitarist of the band and also does backing vocals. He is wise in the ways of Punk!
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DAVE (DA BUTLER)
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Dave plays bass in the band and is 20 and he rolls a fine spliff, Marly style. He WAS the only band member who hadn't fucked something up at a gig until the Contented Pig incident, when the pre-gig pint became the pre-gig pints- nuff said. Well done Dave.
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BEN (RABBI)
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Ben is the fucked up one in the band and sometimes can play the drums. He is called the rabbi because he has rabbi side burns. He is 18 and plays drums like a bitch. Most of the time he's on expresso. If you ever see Ben play the drums, be sure to check out his man-tits bouncing in time with the beat.
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DEAN (THE WEEN)
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Dean just hangs out with the band and occasionally tries to screech out the odd note. It has been said that his voice sounds like that he smokes 100 fags a day. He is the youngest in the band being 17.
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